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Movie Review: C-c-c-Changeling…

November 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Clint Eastwood is one of our country’s greatest artists – a director so surefooted  you are willing to follow wherever he chooses to lead. His latest effort, Changeling is no exception.

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The movie is based on a true story, and Eastwood has the common sense to know which events matter and which don’t in this telling of one women’s fight against a corrupt system in her quest to find her missing son. I went Googling after the movies…It really is one helluva story, and underscores, as the movie No Country for Old Men  does, that evil has and will always be with us — even in what we  think were more innocent times.

Christine Collins (Angelina Jolie) is a single mom raising her nine-year-old son Walter in 1920s Los Angeles. The City of Angels is tarnished by a corrupt police department that appear to be worse than any of the criminals they’ve systematically gunned down. When Walter goes missing, Christine doesn’t get much help from the boys in blue until months later when they insist they’ve found her son. 

The kid who comes rolling into town isn’t Walter –he’s 3 inches shorter which is the most obvious clue – but what the hey, trauma can do that to a person. Not to mention Christine isn’t that far gone that she wouldn’t know at first sight that this kid is an imposter. The LAPD is using the case as a PR strategy to show what a swell upstanding department they are, so they refuse to be swayed by Christine’s insistence that they must continue to search for her real son.

Christine is aided by an unlikely hero — the Reverend Gustav Briegleb played by the ever-more-interesting as-he-ages John Malkovich. Briegleb isn’t your typical movie-style religious fanatic but an activist who uses his radio program to rail against the LAPD and call attention to Christine’s plight. Malkovich hits all the right notes in a performance that could have gone way south in the wrong hands.

When Christine is wrongfully stuck in the looney bin because she dares to oppose the cops, it’s Briegleb that helps get her sprung, aided by a high-powered lawyer who is not afraid of taking the whole department down.

[Spoiler alert -- and I did not see this coming so you may not want to either...]

The real twist to the story is that while all this tormented mom vs. evil cops is going on — there’s a unexpectedly dreadful reason Walter and other young boys have gone missing. A determined and honest detective named Lester Ybarra (Michael Kelly) is assigned to nab Canadian teenager Sanford Clark who’s in the country illegally and get him back to his homeland. When he finds the youth, Clark tells him a horrific story of blood and death that leads to uncovering the buried bodies of 20 young boys – one of them may be Walter.

The maniacial killer is Clark’s older cousin, Gordon Northcott, played by Jason Butler Harner.  

Harner is scary, but not because he goes for the typical psycho route. He’s all fake charm and sweat, a guy who by turns is giddy with the media attention he obtains and full of self-pity because he has been caught. It’s a standout performance.Harner  doesn’t so much “play”  Northcott – he inhabits him. He’s that freaky, scary, icky good.

The two things that really bothered me –  I can’t help it — but when I am staring up at that gi-normous movie screen the unrealistic aspects pop out like big red stray pimples. First, in every scene Jolie is made up to look like a va-va-voom movie star — in fact, the very first scene, when she’s getting out of bed her hair is curled, her eye shadow lusciously dark. It’s distracting because you want to get lost in her character. Let’s face it, Jolie is no slouch in the looks department and it seems overkill here. I am reminded of some of Eastwood’s other leading ladies —  Sondra Lockhart for one, or the washed-out hardness of Carrie Snodgrass in Pale Rider – and wish someone had just kept the overzealous make-up artist away, away, away from Jolie. Her performance is okay, but not for one single solitary second do I forget just who she is.

The other thing is the score. I know Eastwood composed it but I kept thinking to myself – if I hear those same notes over again…I may just…(scream).  I am always reminded when I don’t like a movie soundtrack of how pitch-perfect Scorcese’s music choices always are. He’s the benchmark.

But — I kept telling myself, Eastwood composed the music. What, huh? really? I mean, is there anything Clint can’t do? He just gets better with age.

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Movie Review: Not “Wanted”

July 6, 2008 · Leave a Comment

No, it was not  good for me.

Although my idol Roger Ebert gave the new Angelina Jolie/James McAvoy flick Wanted 3 Stars, I think he was being overly generous — not in his review really,  but in his stars rating. I give it a big whoppin’ 1 star – but who am I anyway?  Just your average summer movie viewer – looking for a little sumpin’ sumpin.

Please do not read further if you want to see this movie and don’t want to be tainted by my disappointment in Hollywood and writing that is completely ludicrous.

The last paragraph of Ebert’s review sums up my feelings exactly. I’ve pasted it in here and linked to the entire review — but why the 3 stars? Why, why why?

In a nutshell: I hated it. Look, I wanted to throw hubby a bone by taking him to a nice “guy”/action flick/Angelina-type hot extravaganza. But even by midway through he was apologizing to me for it. I was silent but I do admit to rolling my eyes. Many times. I guess he noticed.

When we left, I asked him, “Tell me, what was your favorite part?”

He said: “Angelina’s back.” I had to agree.

 Look, I am not a movie snob. I am willing to go with the “suspension of disbelief.”  I turn to my friends at Wikipedia to define this:

Wikipedia: Suspension of disbelief is an aesthetic theory intended to characterize people’s relationships to art. It was coined by the poet and aesthetic philosopher Samuel Taylor Coleridge in 1817. It refers to the willingness of a person to accept as true the premises of a work of fiction, even if they are fantastic or impossible.

I want to go along for the ride. I was a big fan of The Matrix,  The Long Kiss Goodnight and  True Lies . But friends, this movie is not in the same league.

Okay — I turn to my guru Ebert to sum it up:

“Wanted,” directed by a hot Russian actionmeister named Timur Bekmambetov, is a film entirely lacking in two organs I always appreciate in a movie: a heart and a mind. It is mindless, heartless, preposterous. By the end of the film, we can’t even believe the values the plot seems to believe, since the plot is deceived right along with us. The way to enjoy this film is to put your logic on hold, along with any higher sensitivities that might be vulnerable and immerse yourself as if in a video game. That “Wanted” will someday be a video game, I have not the slightest doubt. It may already be a video game, but I’m damned if I’ll look it up and find out. Objectively, I award it all honors for technical excellence. Subjectively, I’d rather be watching Danny Kaye in the film version of “The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.”

If I wanted to play a video game, hey – I would rent or buy one. When I go to the movies I expect to see something that tries to be more than that. But maybe my expectations are just way too high.

And finally, I am a big Morgan Freeman fan but he should play something way against type at this point. And please don’t, Morgan, narrate anything for a stretch or play God. No paycheck is worth it.

Ebert dubs his character’s traits in Wanted as ”deep and wise” — his point being — would we expect anything else?

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Dear Angie: Billy Bob Never Said It

June 18, 2008 · 2 Comments

 Nope. It’s all a big fat lie.  Brad Pitt and Angelina have plenty in common. Just ask that pillar of integrity – good ‘ole Billy Bob. You know, the guy who’s fearful of antiques. He’ll give you the straight story.

Just look at that face, will ya?

Oh, Mustang Sal are you serious? You mean Billy Bob Thornton did not say: “She is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there.”

And he did not add: “Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.”

I guess this is one of these tales with a tail — a story that has spread like viral plague across the Internet…Who needs The Happening when you’ve got this stuff? And Access Hollywood confirmed that Billy Bob Doesn’t Talk Angelina Jolie.

I saw the unfolding of this “celebrity news” story when I was on the treadmill at the gym — one of those rare instances where I tear myself away from senseless gossip only to find a large screen TV sharing the news that it’s all simply fabrication.  And that’s really news?

Angelina Jolie pregnant with twins, with partner Brad Pitt at Cannes

No – the picture above is of a happy couple! With a very bouncy personal life!

But meanwhile, as I am recovering from my cardio, I am also trying not to gag on my own vomit over Angelina Jolie’s recent assertion to my pals at Entertainment Weekly that pregnancy is so good for the sex life. Wow.

So, not only is she:

  • Beautiful
  • Never takes a bad photograph — even in the worst tabloid rags
  • Is Brad Pitt’s “life partner”
  •  And when she is pregnant — with twins — has a sex life that is just a big old barrel of passion and  laffs

Yes, Angie did say: “It’s great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you’re just so round and full.”

It boggles the mind.  But then, that’s why Angie-baby is a movie star and I’m not. Her life is fascinating even when I’m not watching.

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